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clientsfromhell:

Client: “My friend says that he has a website that runs regardless of whether or not the internet is working.”

Me: “No he doesn’t.”

Client: “Are you calling my friend Kenneth a liar?”

Me: “No, just that maybe Kenneth has been… misguided.”

Client: “Maybe. He DID send a lot of money to that Nigerian prince a while ago.”

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OK, so why the zen bones thing?

About 20 years ago I stumbled upon a book called "Zen Flesh, Zen Bones". Being vegetarian - the "flesh" bit didn't grab me, but the short pithy Zen stories inside it, did.

Ever since then my web nick has been zenbones, my Hotmail, my Gmail address, you name it. It's kinda stuck.

Is the blog about Zen? Nope.


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