“How to Avoid Huge Ships (Paperback)” … seriously…?!
OK, so don’t ask how I stumbled over this book, but I did. I mean, what was the author (and publisher) thinking?! Seriously. Is there a market for this?
Will all 3 of the purchasers of this book please stand up. Oh, wait, I see one of them is the author himself, oh, and his mother. And the 3rd buyer bought it thinking it was some sort of satire.
So, how DO you avoid HUGE ships? Well, um, firstly you notice them (‘cos luckily they’re HUGE). Then you steer your vessel away from them. Thirdly, um. No, wait, that’s it, really. (Publisher pleads with author to stretch it out into 112 pages).
The mind boggles. (click the image to see the actual book on Amazon)
