Applaud the jelly fish. And other classic signs.
(via Brilliantly Sarcastic Responses To Completely Well-Meaning Signs | Happy Place)
Source: happyplace.com
Source: ilovecharts
Client: “My friend says that he has a website that runs regardless of whether or not the internet is working.”
Me: “No he doesn’t.”
Client: “Are you calling my friend Kenneth a liar?”
Me: “No, just that maybe Kenneth has been… misguided.”
Client: “Maybe. He DID send a lot of money to that Nigerian prince a while ago.”
Source: clientsfromhell
Talking in Cursive
Overheard:
- Person showing photo: "Here's a picture of me when I was younger."
- Smug-looking friend: "Every picture is of you when you were younger."
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
People say ‘I’m taking it one day at a time’. You know what? So is everybody. That’s how time works.
Of all the “404: Page not found” error’s I have seen, I think I like this one the most. Courtesy of a link I was sent to an article on Vanity Fair.
Sooner or later you’re going to be using Google+
I can relate.
“In 2005 a helipad 650 ft above the ground on top of the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai in the United Arab Emirates was temporarily converted into the world’s highest tennis court. The photos and video show Roger Federer and Andre Agassi playing a tennis match on the helipad court as part of a publicity stunt for the ATP’s Dubai Duty Free Men’s Open.”
Source: LaughingSquid
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed… Oh wait! He does!
Yep, I’ve often wondered about that.
You don’t see the Dalai Lama driving around in one of these - and he’s probably got reason to, considering his somewhat tense relationship with the Chinese govt!
Source: 9gag
“An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as “religious headgear”.
“Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.”
“Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.”
(via BBC News - Austrian driver’s religious headgear strains credulity)
Source: BBC
