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“An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as “religious headgear”.
“Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.”
“Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.”
(via BBC News - Austrian driver’s religious headgear strains credulity)
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“An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as “religious headgear”.

“Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.”

“Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.”

(via BBC News - Austrian driver’s religious headgear strains credulity)

Source: BBC

    • #fun
    • #pastafarian
    • #Austria
    • #news
  • 7 months ago
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Ah, now we know why those paper jams happen!
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Ah, now we know why those paper jams happen!

Source: 9GAG

    • #paper jams
    • #fun
    • #photocopy
    • #printers
  • 7 months ago
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Two rules for success.
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Two rules for success.

Source: 9GAG

    • #rules
    • #success
    • #quotes
    • #fun
  • 7 months ago
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Hey, it’s Friday!
Click the image!!
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Hey, it’s Friday!

Click the image!!

    • #fun
    • #dog
    • #trampoline
  • 7 months ago
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Many, Many, Many years ago…. Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the stage crew began what has become a legend within the training industry. This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance. Now remember and keep in mind, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down. Nothing he says is true. This was a rehearsal for camera, lighting and stage crew. It’s all total meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.

    • #entabulator
    • #fun
    • #rockwell
  • 7 months ago
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This is pretty much what happens in business meetings. Everyone’s talking. Occasionally someone’s listening. Mostly it isn’t all making complete sense.

YouTube - 26 million views!!

Talking Twin Babies - PART 2 - OFFICIAL VIDEO 

Source: youtube.com

    • #talking
    • #babies
    • #meetings
    • #fun
  • 8 months ago
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How does this even happen? Seems time went backwards for me yesterday. No wonder I’m feeling tired today.
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How does this even happen? Seems time went backwards for me yesterday. No wonder I’m feeling tired today.

    • #Gmail
    • #tech
    • #fun
    • #Google
  • 8 months ago
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Source: 9gag

    • #Nutella
    • #fun
  • 8 months ago > 9gag
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“Rita and Frank tried to take a photo with their built-in camera on their mac. They hit the video button by mistake and filmed their entire interaction. Made my day! I am obviously late to the party, given this video has already over 1mio views on YouTube.

And then check this video they ended up taking”

.(via swissmiss | Do you hear a click?)

Source: swiss-miss.com

    • #fun
    • #YouTube
    • #old timers
    • #video
  • 8 months ago
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I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
Oscar Wilde
    • #Oscar Wilde
    • #quotes
    • #alcohol
    • #fun
  • 8 months ago
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It looks like over time the submit button has begun to fade out a bit. Is it possible to upload a fresh button? I want all the buttons on my site to look new all the time.
(via clientsfromhell)

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    • #clients
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  • 8 months ago > clientsfromhell
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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T!! All kinds of weird.
Check out the rest on: 
http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/
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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T!! All kinds of weird.

Check out the rest on: 

http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/

Source: awesomepeoplehangingouttogether

    • #Nancy Reagon
    • #Mr T
    • #fun
  • 8 months ago > awesomepeoplehangingouttogether
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Uggg. Actually, it was those teeth too.
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Uggg. Actually, it was those teeth too.

Source: 9GAG

    • #fun
    • #hat
    • #royals
  • 8 months ago
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“Youtube user Annodomino2007 spent 5 weeks building what he says was the biggest domino pyramid ever (with over 13,482 dominoes!), only to have his dream shattered at the last possible instant. Unfortunately, the remainder of the footage where the dude wrecks his whole house in rage wasn’t caught on tape.” 

via www.geeksaresexy.net

    • #dominos
    • #fun
    • #pyramid
  • 8 months ago
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The King’s (President’s) Speech

If you’ve seen the movie, then this spoof is even funnier!

(Watch on YouTube)

Source: youtube.com

    • #fun
    • #George Bush
    • #movies
    • #spoof
  • 8 months ago
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OK, so why the zen bones thing?

About 20 years ago I stumbled upon a book called "Zen Flesh, Zen Bones". Being vegetarian - the "flesh" bit didn't grab me, but the short pithy Zen stories inside it, did.

Ever since then my web nick has been zenbones, my Hotmail, my Gmail address, you name it. It's kinda stuck.

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